Cinti in Wonderland...

Some of you may have met Diana, she works at the store on the days i don't. One of the best employees a boss lady could ever have, and also she always leaves random choccie goodies laying about. Mostly I can resist, but this time she left me instructions, Alice in Wonderland style. Who am i to argue?
Although Di, are you trying to tell me something with the diet Mint Pattie?