Interview with Mrs Rex...

Q. Mrs Rex, you seem so grumpy, what's the matter?

A. It's because my arms are too short to reach the remote control. Mr Rex insists on watching 'Farmer wants a wife' and it's driving me to extinction!

Q. But television hasn't been invented yet!

A. I know that, you know that, but try telling him that! Oooh, does that look like a giant asteroid about to collide with the earth? At last, something interesting to watch...